"The only thing we have to FEAR, is FEAR itself ... and the rocks!" - Barack Obama, 1942.
The premise behind Man vs. Rock is simple, powerful, and original: Buck Stone, a slow-witted child in rural Alabama, is bullied by the other children because of his leg braces. Undeterred by his shortcomings, Buck is able to break the barriers around him to start a successful shrimping company, become a world class ping pong champion, earn a Purple Heart for bravery in Vietnam, and father a young Haley Joel Osmont.
If that sounds like the plot of a certain Tom Hanks film, you're wrong, and you'll be hearing from our lawyers very shortly!